If we walk off the pitch now and the match is abandoned, it'd be a 3-0 to Brazil, right? (View Post)

I feel bad for Haiti, without the daft head-to-head tie-break they'd actually be knocking on the door of being in the next round themselves. (View Post)

Every player rolling around on the ground in apparent agony during the World Cup should be stretchered off and taken into the bowels of the stadium for a mandatory 15 minute medical examination to ma… (View Post)

Can't even get upset by it, it's just...meh. (View Post)

I do know that time seems to slow down when I am in my workplace, but I didn't realise that was the reason why. (View Post)