Maybe he doesn't know what a cake is. He doesn't know what a party is, after all. Don't mind me, I'm amusing myself here. (View Post)

I hope they all had jelly and ice-cream instead. (View Post)

You've got to say at the moment no-one in the country is more consistently doing a top notch job of sounding like a total arse than JRM. (View Post)

I was thinking more of the journalists and their twittering over the course of today. (View Post)

The only good thing to have come from the pandemic is I've realised I can cut my own hair with the clippers, which is cheaper, better and involves much less small talk with people who have diame… (View Post)