A sort of duller version of Minority Report? You're about to post something offensive on the internet and the precogs roll a red ball out of the machine and they send the spiders in for you. (View Post)

Not enough lifeboats to get off the sinking ship now. (View Post)

They're getting more upmarket. Pork Pie Plot, Cream Tea Coup. What next? The Wagyu Beef Insurgency? The Foie Gras Rebellion? (View Post)

I think "with the dignity of Donald Trump" is the only bit we can probably be sure of. (View Post)

That MUST be coming to a Sue Gray report near you soon. (View Post)