The only rational explanation is he's the Demon Headmaster. (View Post)

Not so much a defence as a naturally-occurring default state of affairs. (View Post)

You think Farage doesn't prefer the title Warden of England? (View Post)

In sheer sympathy for how crap the Apprentice candidates were in HK in episode 1, absolutely yes. (View Post)

One can put the details together reasonably easily but hey. I work for a bank that closed a lot of branches. Each time there was a big wave of closures they told us the same thing, no-one wants to us… (View Post)