The emergency weather mobile message struck whilst I was in the office. It was vaguely fascinating listening as lots of mobile phones went off at different times, like a shit mexican wave. Initially … (View Post)

For the love of god don't buy the unofficial Lorenzo Sewell cryptocurrency. (View Post)

He's a twat? (View Post)

Oh, I'm not saying he will definitely try and get round it. But I do imagine him saying plenty of times that there are many who wish he would. (View Post)

Never a Micra skirt, though. (View Post)