I'd go for the 100% polar opposite. An ad campaign fronted by Brian Blessed bellowing at everyone to stay home. (View Post)

It's also the scansion, right? U-S-A! U-S-A! Yup, that works. U-K! U-K! Doesn't quite cut it somehow. U-N-K? (View Post)

Did they subsequently stand on some micro machines and fall down the stairs, before being hit on the head by a paint can on a rope released by a small boy? (View Post)

This is the most Hollywood-movie-in-real-life rolling news since 9/11, sadly. (View Post)

Real slow time at that, by the sounds of it. (View Post)