How's that going to work then? "Nuclear war devastated human society and we're all living in the ruins, but at least we've got a sense of community back as we barter for rats, and… (View Post)

Just out of interest, who's the heir apparent to Curtice, or the closest thing you can get to him if he packed it all in and went on holiday during a major election? You're ramping ketchup? (View Post)

I always thought the downhill skiing needed the element introduced in old N64 game "Snowboard Kids" where you all race down to get the first chairlift back up to the top, and thus introduce… (View Post)

After the polling of Reform UK and Restore Britain, I'd like to announce the creation of my new political party, Refloat Britannia. (View Post)

The Private Eye guys "borrowed" one of my comments from here in their recent 2025 review of the year, more or less word for word. I'm glad I could contribute to political satire. (View Post)