I dunno what's worse, thinking about Boris's sex life, or Boris thinking about everyone else's sex life. (View Post)

Insert predictable joke about twats here? (View Post)

"Only once Russia pays for war reparations". So about half an hour after the cold heat death of the universe, then. (View Post)

Anyone who non-ironically uses the word 'beta' in that kind of context needs to be taken outside and smacked upside the head with a big fish. (View Post)

What a shame I look and sound like Emperor Palpatine. (View Post)