They can still fight fires, just in perfectly air-conditioned environments. (View Post)

New job already? (View Post)

I'm sure Starmer can squeeze in one more "reset" before his handover. (View Post)

If we walk off the pitch now and the match is abandoned, it'd be a 3-0 to Brazil, right? (View Post)

I feel bad for Haiti, without the daft head-to-head tie-break they'd actually be knocking on the door of being in the next round themselves. (View Post)