The Sky news guys just introduced a "Who is Boris" puff piece whilst a protestor near the presenter played the Imperial March on a glockenspiel. Glorious. It's probably the least threa… (View Post)

Gove comes from the same school of "carrying around an imaginary box in my hands" Cameron school of thought. (View Post)

It's a helluva view. (View Post)

Basically twitter's job in these circumstances is to publish a load of bull which entertains everyone just long enough to get to the actual result, right? (View Post)

They're just making these Tory candidates up now. I half expect the next one to be Amanda Hugankiss. (View Post)