Maybe if Boris hadn't pulled his little bunker stunt. Hardly an insurrection, but a reminder you just can't trust him to do the right thing when it really comes down to it. (View Post)

Snooker and darts probably learned the lesson better than most sports from having to get off the tobacco money. (View Post)

He's grudgingly accepted someone else has handed in his notice for him, is I think a fair description of it. (View Post)

The herd that moved against him. Is it immune, by any chance? (View Post)

I'd laugh if Boris strode out, tapped the mike, shouted "WIF-WAF'S COMING HOME!" and then strode back into No. 10. (View Post)