White House stare-out competition stopping him blinking? (View Post)

"Having fully realised and accepted its inability to kill John Connor, Skynet settled for malicious acts of harm on children who played chess." (View Post)

If it doesn't involve time travelling AI alien dinosaurs, I'm not interested. (View Post)

When they described his recovery as Herculean, maybe they were referring to him cleaning the shit out of the Augean Stables. (View Post)

Given Musk's recent travails, he's more likely to get sued for pulling out of paying for the Mars base, or something. (View Post)