Unless it gets it wrong and tells you to put shepherds in the pie. (View Post)

Is there nothing that can't be solved by randomly gluing yourself to some surface somewhere? (View Post)

The "proud to love animals" tag-line still doesn't look any better in that context. (View Post)

I thought for a moment we were still talking about old TV, in which case Dave's output from 2010-2015 will probably still be on tonight anyway. (View Post)

As long as the killer robots are only writing shite essays, we'll be fine! (View Post)