We could combine the two and make jigsaw puzzles legal tender. (View Post)

I like how the director of the race is also an instruction for the health and wellbeing of the contestants. (View Post)

They might also want to be grateful for the small mercy no-one managed to get arrested between Sturgeon's surprise resignation and Humza being named winner of the resulting leadership contest. (View Post)

It's probably the nicest day of the year so far here in Ayrshire. If that helps. (View Post)

Let the meat quiche what? (View Post)