I for one am quite happy if we decide the next round of this leadership competition by live televised diving. (View Post)

He's got that same expression as the famously terrible Ronaldo statue. Is it the same person who created both? (View Post)

A turd on a stick would probably poll better than Boris in Scotland. (View Post)

Chishti is that inevitable first prat kicked off The Apprentice, isn't he. (View Post)

You become PM by making the wild promises, then appoint your choice of Chancellor to figure out how to deliver it all on your behalf... (View Post)