The real tragedy is the popularity of the Margherita pizza. BORING MUST DO BETTER (View Post)

I had another look as it was sitting in the recycling pile. You're right, no mention of independence or referenda - island communities, local roads, boosting police numbers, standing up for the … (View Post)

I think you are attributing them more honour than they are deserving of. I suspect they will do very little other than hoping no-one mentions it, and waffling something about "unity" or &qu… (View Post)

Maybe he doesn't know what a cake is. He doesn't know what a party is, after all. Don't mind me, I'm amusing myself here. (View Post)

I hope they all had jelly and ice-cream instead. (View Post)