I'd laugh if Boris strode out, tapped the mike, shouted "WIF-WAF'S COMING HOME!" and then strode back into No. 10. (View Post)

We could restart the Krypton Factor and do that properly. (View Post)

Friday: ???? (View Post)

He can't possibly stay till autumn, not in these circumstances. He's already shat the bed on that one. (View Post)

Everyone's resigned from government, so unless Boris is going to start re-appointing everyone, how do they re-fill those positions? (View Post)