I'm about to go out for a drive. Let me consult my almanac of recommended speeds for every single corner of the British road network, cross-checked against current weather conditions. (View Post)

If nothing else, it's now practically impossible to believe Trump 2.0 is just going to calmly accept the results of any elections he doesn't like. (View Post)

The more European leaders get squeamish about the US "acquiring" Greenland, the more the US delights in trolling them, it appears. At least that would be the charitable explanation, the unc… (View Post)

Seems like he'd prefer piss on though. (View Post)

Pop song, or sinister death list? You decide. (View Post)