Frankly we need to know exactly what porn he was watching, and then make a judgement on how good or bad his taste is first. (joke klaxon) (View Post)

Elections not erections, as the opposition slogan might be. (View Post)

NOT NOW BIRD FLU (View Post)

Because they're unreliable, or because everyone's surprised that the north of Scotland isn't a massive hotbed of electric charging points? (View Post)

I feel a sudden urge to rewatch "Nathan Barley", for some reason. (View Post)