You'll probably hear my howling screams on the wind! (View Post)

I don't think it's that poisonou...oh, you mean with the wings thing. (View Post)

If I ever seriously have to consider the possibility of the phrase "Prime Minister Jacob Rees Mogg" then I'm afraid I'm going to have to go find the nearest tall building and see … (View Post)

None of these cheese puns are very gouda, are they? (View Post)

And we all lived through Truss versus Lettuce (View Post)