All goes well until someone checks his social media posts from 5 years ago. (View Post)

Seems eminently plausible they could still elect a woman who is more macho than Ed Milliband. (View Post)

One of the lesser-known Krays who was never that into violence but quite liked accountancy. (View Post)

It could be the world's most singularly disappointing war, with both sides trying to cobble together something from whatever old shite they have left. (View Post)

I reckon more than 2 would be an octoposse. (View Post)