Due to fiscal drag everyone is now entitled only to a free sparrow. (View Post)

Hey, could have been more misleading - could have had the zig-zag at 205,000 instead so it looked like Labour were barely registering. (View Post)

And his caps lock is fucked as usual. (View Post)

Can someone please take away Trump's internet access and social media accounts. (View Post)

As long as "more to do" equates to "rip most of it up and start again", all's good... (View Post)