All he's doing is avoiding falling into an obvious trap. If he commits to it, then the Tories have him on the hook for either £40+ billion in tax rises, or the cancellation of all the other plan… (View Post)

That's what I tell my mum, but she keeps inviting me over. (View Post)

He is famously 'addicted to coke' - which might explain the teeth. (View Post)

It's the kind of thing that It did feel like his next announcement would be in support of "quiet bat people". (View Post)

It certainly isn't. According to the Network North map, it stretches as far as Plymouth. (View Post)