The other parties should be just about visible rather than the size they are (so about half way up Binface's name in the bar) but that's almost Count Binface's campaign alongside regul… (View Post)

Because every campaign requires 2 messages to reach all audiencies (View Post)

In awful news - LNER now use Ricky Gervais's gin and whiskey which comes in impossible to open metal bottles. I'm 80 minutes into a 150 minute journey and appear to be the designated drop o… (View Post)

So Farage wins his byelection with 5000 votes and Count Binface on 3000 say. What does that actually prove... (View Post)

The constituents of Clapton are going to have 2 byelections in very short succession - I can see why the other parties wants to completely ignore the utterly pointless one - and watch Farage desperat… (View Post)