Tweedledee

It's ok, they just claim that he was fine till yesterday and had a stroke or something. This forces a response of respectful.condolence and sympathy for his family etc etc. (View Post)

"During the meeting, the 81-year-old president responded to a question from Hawaii Gov. Josh Green about his health by stating he was fine, but he added, "it's just my brain," accordin… (View Post)

That would be an ecumenical matter. (This joke has an actual point) (View Post)

Every day except actual bank holidays which are a pain because things are not open and the pubs are full. (View Post)

Or 10.2777777 gross. (View Post)