We’re aiming for 666 seats at the next general. (View Post)

One of the best ever editions of National Geographic was their special after the eruption. (View Post)

If Dan wins, the headline is Dan the man. If he loses, “Desperate Dan cannot get the Simion monkey off his back”. (View Post)

The stuff has infested the social corners of Britain like Japanese knotweed. (View Post)

I’ve had a weekend of almost @BartholomewRoberts esque diet. After my fairly balanced meal out on Friday night it’s been: Saturday breakfast: Bacon, sausage and egg bap Saturday lunch: huge chunks of… (View Post)