I wasn’t asking you. I was asking Richard. Has mummy called you for dinner yet ? Saddo. Go back to your basement. (View Post)

I see young Leon has been sin binned. Hopefully he will be back soon. (View Post)

Ooh, touchy, having a bad day old chap. Never mind. It’s warm. Have a lie down and think about mass unrestricted migration, a Democrat presidency, licking a window and all the other things that appea… (View Post)

Go to London you’ll either be mugged or disappointed. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway (View Post)

Calm down Sunshine, you'll have a coronary. Think of a cashless car park punishing the elderly for not having a smartphone. That will make you smile. Or Liz Truss. (View Post)