Tackle the cause not the symptom is a common enough saying. I chose to use it as a tribute to Frank N Furter who pledged to do exactly that when he had two strangers turn up at his home one rainy nig… (View Post)

I wonder if he wrote for the flint knappers gazette. (View Post)

Could you please just go with it for the purposes of the joke, as Alan Partridge once said (View Post)

Did Biggles say ‘these fockers were in Messerschmitts’ ? (View Post)

But where do you stop ? A kitchen knife isn’t a lethal weapon. It’s a cooking utensil that can be misused as one. What about screwdrivers. Chisels, or any other number of household implements that ca… (View Post)