I wonder if he wrote for the flint knappers gazette. (View Post)

Could you please just go with it for the purposes of the joke, as Alan Partridge once said (View Post)

Did Biggles say ‘these fockers were in Messerschmitts’ ? (View Post)

But where do you stop ? A kitchen knife isn’t a lethal weapon. It’s a cooking utensil that can be misused as one. What about screwdrivers. Chisels, or any other number of household implements that ca… (View Post)

The voters are so ungrateful for not appreciating the excellence of execution that we are getting from SKS and this govt. (View Post)