He may not get ten minutes if we have an asteroid strike on Monday... neither is terribly likely. (View Post)

Have you stood before for Reform, Dr Goodwin? How did it go? Got a good narrative going, did you? Bit of a common touch, yeah? Didn't come across as a distant, completely out of touch, freakishl… (View Post)

And England won every single Test Match they played in that era very comfortably indeed (specifically by nine wickets). Yet naysayers still snipe about a supposed reverse Midas touch - the facts are … (View Post)

I am delighted to have secured a major victory over the press barons, with the Telegraph backing down on Dan Hannan's slanderous allegation that Count Binface plans to cap the price of kebabs ra… (View Post)

It's a vile comment but clearly isn't incitement to crime as the criminal act in question had already happened before it was posted. (View Post)