I wouldn't... I'd simply slap on the sun cream. (View Post)

I don't think most voters care if their MP got a free ticket to the Chelsea Flower Show. Your first instinct, that it's trivial, was correct and you should've stuck with it. (View Post)

In fairness, I think HYUFD's point is not that this would be a General Election target but that this IS a by-election and, pre-1997, Blair would've won and not given the Lib Dems a sniff st… (View Post)

My grandfather used to get through thirty Romfords a day, claiming he found Navy Cut too smooth a smoke. (View Post)

That's a sly dig. I'll have you know Winchester has a pretty well-regarded university. (View Post)