Farage will win. But turnout will be low and Count Binface will get a decent vote. For once, Rachel Reeves called it spot on - he'll have spent the summer arguing with a bin, and he'll stil… (View Post)

Surely the fact he's standing up for the little man, who isn't a begloved intergalactic space warrior, speaks very well to his character and suitability to represent the ordinary residents … (View Post)

"Lively and vivacious" = "Drunk and promiscuous" "Tireless raconteur" = "Dreadful bore" (View Post)

Would De Santis pardon, though? Politically, don't you just cut them loose and say these rogue elements have nothing to do with me and need to face justice? I know that's not Trump's a… (View Post)

Oh, he's playing 4D chess alright. With a bin. (View Post)