What do you mean, "Great Whites"? Parliament has simply declared they are harmless, friendly giant turtles, so that's how it is. (View Post)

Do you want the good news or the bad news first Sir Keir? Good news is you've got a 27pp poll lead. Bad news is some old fart on PB.com isn't prepared to shell out a fiver from his pension.… (View Post)

What, she's going to lose a seat she won a massive majority in the disaster of 2019, at a forthcoming election where Labour are getting a landslide, is she? (View Post)

I still firmly believe it'll blow over. That sort of silly season nonsense is tomorrow's chip paper. (View Post)

No need to suspend democracy. Simply get Parliament to declare they've won an election, which apparently makes it a fact for some reason. (View Post)