That's it - the election is over. I, for one, welcome our new dustbin overlords. (View Post)

Just watching the news on silent down the pub. Fuck me, Wurzel Gummidge has let himself go and hit the sauce pretty hard. Sad to see. (View Post)

More chance of David Frost the broadcaster becoming Tory leader, and he'd do it with more skill, intelligence, and a hell of a lot more charm too, despite having been dead a good ten years. (View Post)

Don't ask that, comrade. (View Post)

Oh, they all get the "senior" label when it matters. "Tory MP gets penis trapped in letterbox" isn't news. "Senior Tory MP gets penis trapped in letterbox" is news. Firs… (View Post)