More chance of David Frost the broadcaster becoming Tory leader, and he'd do it with more skill, intelligence, and a hell of a lot more charm too, despite having been dead a good ten years. (View Post)

Don't ask that, comrade. (View Post)

Oh, they all get the "senior" label when it matters. "Tory MP gets penis trapped in letterbox" isn't news. "Senior Tory MP gets penis trapped in letterbox" is news.… (View Post)

It's been a tepid, cautious Labour campaign. They've not yet made up the spare room for Captain and Mrs Fuck-Up, which is important, and it's been wholly sufficient given what they… (View Post)

A Senior Tory MP is any Tory MP. (View Post)