With Chinese restaurants, I think the rule of thumb is "the worse the sign the better the restaurant" as the superstition is to get a new sign on moving in as proprietor, but never replace … (View Post)

A jury being out that long often means nine are convinced but there are a couple of hold-outs. The fact a couple of people out of eleven (in this case) means there is doubt... but is it reasonable? T… (View Post)

If Greene King is the answer, I really don't want to know the question. Horrible stuff. (View Post)

That reminds me, my mate has politely asked me to ask you to please stop breaking into his shed, or at least take the empty cans of Eight Ace home with you when you leave. (View Post)

I went to school with a guy called Al Trousers. Lovely bloke, Alistair, and I'm delighted he's at last getting the recognition he richly deserves. (View Post)