In that respect, we are all Chris Cash. (View Post)

Now I think of it, although I've not got direct evidence that my cat is a killer, it has been named as beneficiary in the wills of a remarkable number of elderly birds over the years. (View Post)

You could simply buy the full set of four, and sell on the spare to owners of one-legged cats. (View Post)

I've had mice before and my cat has done sod all about it. It's also pretty common for cats to eat their owners, starting with the face, if they die alone (dogs do this a bit as well at a s… (View Post)

This hounds with people names thing has to stop. Whatever happened to the Wellards and Bouncers that abounded in days of yore? There was a time in this once-great nation when men were men, women were… (View Post)