I haven't been to the barber since COVID, and do it myself. Even though I do say so myself, it looks an absolute f***ing mess. It's at the stage where I don't go now out of pure embarr… (View Post)

How much good will those billions do him when he drops the soap in the prison showers? (View Post)

"100 random things" is a bit vague, and high inflation over the past year will have pushed the numbers in your direction, but I rather doubt that you're right. A lot of things will hav… (View Post)

I wouldn't... I'd simply slap on the sun cream. (View Post)

I don't think most voters care if their MP got a free ticket to the Chelsea Flower Show. Your first instinct, that it's trivial, was correct and you should've stuck with it. (View Post)