Sounds like Chris Pincher has lost his appeal against Commons suspension, triggering a recall petition in Tamworth. Wonder if there may be pressure on him to resign quickly to tie in with other by-el… (View Post)

Ultimately, Britain faced a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with David Cameron, or chaos with Ed Miliband. And the electorate is never wrong. (View Post)

Q: What's ET short for? A: Because he's only got little legs. (View Post)

That's Nicholas Timothy CBE to you. (View Post)

I very narrowly evaded a deer bolting across the path from behind a wall the other day. Which was bloody lucky as I suspect her imparted energy would've been a hell of a lot greater than that of… (View Post)