Surely, given this is a Scotland thread, "Things can only get batter"? (View Post)

Yes, you don't want them coming high on the list when there's a Google search. I've explained that repeatedly to my son, Fred West, and daughter, Bella Pasta. (View Post)

He seems quite an articulate chap. One to watch, IMHO. (View Post)

That'll pay his legal fees for a fortnight or so, then. (View Post)

At taxpayer expense, and to check a box which has sod all chance of having a bat in it because it's a brand new box by a busy and polluted road. It's not an hilarious prank - it's just… (View Post)