Don't ask that, comrade. (View Post)

Oh, they all get the "senior" label when it matters. "Tory MP gets penis trapped in letterbox" isn't news. "Senior Tory MP gets penis trapped in letterbox" is news.… (View Post)

It's been a tepid, cautious Labour campaign. They've not yet made up the spare room for Captain and Mrs Fuck-Up, which is important, and it's been wholly sufficient given what they… (View Post)

A Senior Tory MP is any Tory MP. (View Post)

Rector of Stiffey, but yes indeed. The Vicar of Bray is a reference to a very longstanding late 17th century incumbent who ratted, re-ratted, re-re-ratted, and re-re-re-ratted between Anglican and Pr… (View Post)