I agree nobody with career ambitions would want it now and that's why it probably won't happen. They might reflect on the fact Michael Portillo sat on his hands when John Major issued his &… (View Post)

In that respect, we are all Chris Cash. (View Post)

Now I think of it, although I've not got direct evidence that my cat is a killer, it has been named as beneficiary in the wills of a remarkable number of elderly birds over the years. (View Post)

You could simply buy the full set of four, and sell on the spare to owners of one-legged cats. (View Post)

I've had mice before and my cat has done sod all about it. It's also pretty common for cats to eat their owners, starting with the face, if they die alone (dogs do this a bit as well at a s… (View Post)