The increase in the Conservative vote was largely driven by UKIP's collapse at that election. It's similar to Corbynistas saying they did so much better than Labour in elections where the L… (View Post)

If Sliding Doors taught us one thing, it's that women love men endlessly quoting Monty Python. God, Sliding Doors was shit. (View Post)

The 67th Academy Awards saw a real duel between two all-time classics for the Best Picture Oscar. Shawshank Redemption vs Pulp Fiction. Which film walked off with the gong? Forrest Gump, FFS. (View Post)

Do you think New Zealand are going to isolate to the extent they are now long term? I doubt it (although insert joke about isolation being the norm there anyway for decades). They'll thank their… (View Post)

Sling a few cheap blankets about the place and they'll be packed in April if the weather is alright. Give people a hot water bottle - the punters will see it as a fun novelty. Pensioners may not… (View Post)