We have to wear our ID on a lanyard when in the office. But the advice is to remove it before leaving in case somebody who doesn't like the company twats you. (View Post)

If an MP defects, does that make them defective? I think defecting councillors should also face a by-election. (View Post)

When the presenter is an academic, and each slide either contains a page of 6-point text or 50 equations. (View Post)

"Fornication, we can all enjoy... sorry, I'll read that again... for an occasion we can all enjoy..." (View Post)

Slacker. The Duchess turned up, and she's in even worse shape. (View Post)