Slacker. The Duchess turned up, and she's in even worse shape. (View Post)

Empty your bowel And vote for Powell (View Post)

The Trot now running the "Green" Party having an immediate impact. (He says, trying to deflect from the fall in Labour support!) (View Post)

Snowflake? (View Post)

They would have sent them by Eurostar, but train cancelled due to hand-wringers on the line. (View Post)