Employers don't want their staff pissing about in court for a fortnight instead of turning up at work. (View Post)

Fleeing persecution in France. (View Post)

If wine drinkers were fussed about the environmental impact of their booze, they'd be restricting themselves to European wines, not stuff from Oz, RSA or Chile. (View Post)

The Normans gave us Wisdom. My coat please, Mr Grimsdale. (View Post)

He'll be best remembered for the Cricket Test. Which I fail, btw. Living in Yorkshire, supporting Durham. (View Post)