The parish newsletter in one part of West Yorkshire used to read like it had been produced by UKIP. (View Post)

Me moving away from the area and the reduction in drunks hanging around Durham bus station are purely coincidental. (View Post)

We don't even have a Bonfire of the Quangos any more. (View Post)

Using What Three Words to locate prostitutes? (View Post)

A hotel receptionist in Birmingham once said that she loved my accent. Being a local, she had a very sweet accent. OK, it was Birmingham, Alabama, but close enough! (View Post)