Typical. Feckless Brits can't be bothered to get out of bed to go and do some blagging, so we have to ship in migrants to do the crime instead. (View Post)

The thing is, the vast majority of people do not wear a poppy. TV gives a false impression of poppy universality. I have not seen a single poppy being worn today on my way to work or out and about at… (View Post)

Leave G and H as they are. But introduce bands I, J, K and L for more and more expensive properties. (View Post)

If he's pissed at a breakfast meeting then that is a serious drink problem. (View Post)

Well you'd catch anyone stealing scissors. (View Post)