I've spent the day "working from sofa", drinking Lemsip and blowing my nose every 5 minutes. Life in the fast lane. (View Post)

Aren't most English Anglican cathedrals Catholic cathedrals that were stolen? (View Post)

We will wag our tails on the beaches, we will wag our tails on the landing grounds... (View Post)

A surge in support for the "Green" Party, and yet fewer people list the environment as a priority. Sums up what this bunch of chancers are all about. (View Post)

We have two cards. One to access the office, the other to access the bogs. So leave your cards on your desk and you are stuck in the corridor trying to hold it in. Having them on a lanyard is "c… (View Post)