A surge in support for the "Green" Party, and yet fewer people list the environment as a priority. Sums up what this bunch of chancers are all about. (View Post)

We have two cards. One to access the office, the other to access the bogs. So leave your cards on your desk and you are stuck in the corridor trying to hold it in. Having them on a lanyard is "c… (View Post)

The LDs only chance of growing their support is to spread from Waitrose to Booths. Reform has got Lidl and Aldi sown up. They need Netto to make another comeback, and they'll be nailed-on for a … (View Post)

You can get six mince pies from the Coop for £1. Better still, 18 for £3, then you don't need to go back the next day. (View Post)

Spare a thought for passengers on the 15:02 Newcastle - Liverpool train. They left Newcastle on time. At 16:52 they arrived... ...back in Newcastle. Trespassers in the Durham area. (View Post)